y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint
don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you
stories are an acceptable form of payment
the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars
the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave
five minutes on tumblr is several hours outside
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back
I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row
I’ve noticed that I’ve started comparing shows on a scale of 1 to Hannibal.
"This show is great, but it doesn’t have Hannibal-level cinematography."
"This show is awesome but it doesn’t have Hannibal-level writing"
"This show is amazing but it doesn’t have Hannibal-level amount of dogs."